Why Beer is better than Women!

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer!

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer!

You don't have to wine and dine a beer!

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer!

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head!

Hangovers go away!

When you are finished with the beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents!

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!

A beer always goes down easy!

You can share a beer with friends!

Beer is always wet!

You always know you're the first to pop a beer!

A frigid beer is a good beer!

You can have more then one beer in a night and not feel guilty!

You can enjoy a beer ALL month long!